plixar:

he’s a happy puppy

Literally waiting to be accepted to the Dogspotting group on facebook just so I can post this awesome picture I took today. 

Golden gives no fucks.

Literally waiting to be accepted to the Dogspotting group on facebook just so I can post this awesome picture I took today.

Golden gives no fucks.

plunders:

raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole

(Source: cokeproblem)

kisafae:


This scene right there gave such an unrealisitc expection about how easy it is to alppy make-up


And the part in reflection gave me an unrealistic expectation of how easy it was to take off makeup

kisafae:

This scene right there gave such an unrealisitc expection about how easy it is to alppy make-up

And the part in reflection gave me an unrealistic expectation of how easy it was to take off makeup

awwww-cute:

My older cat got sick of my kitten trying to play with him so he pinned him down and licked him until he fell asleep

awwww-cute:

My older cat got sick of my kitten trying to play with him so he pinned him down and licked him until he fell asleep

kittiezandtittiez:

Going to McDonald’s to buy a salad is like hiring a prostitute just to cuddle.

I wish i could make you into a coat, but a living coat not a dead coat

(Source: weirdeyecontact)

hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.


I want this tattooed on my lower back

I want this tattooed on my lower back

(Source: thatblokematti)

k1mkardashian:

whenever a friend tells me another friend’s business i be like “omg tell me everything!! details!!” cuz i’m nosy but in my mind i be like “hmmm okay i can’t trust this hoe….”

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expensiveface:

"that boy is really cute" "wait cara arent you a lesbian how can you tell" you know what. youre right. i forgot to put on my HomoSpecs™, which allow me to view all men as grayish blurry blobs. Is that jeremy?? i can’t even tell now that i’m wearing my HomoSpecs™. all men look like the same unattractive indistinguishable gray haze to me because i am homosexual 

(Source: helianthi)

starkweek:

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick