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Pattern recognition, Klaus Leidorf

(Source: leidorf.de)

15-year-old me:MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now:for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

tic-tag:

#OITNB2
#waitingforseason3

Don’t confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are.
bostonprepster:

hpuaxo:

Go USA!!


Just find me a patriotic girl like this

I have a patriotic girl like this :)

bostonprepster:

hpuaxo:

Go USA!!

Just find me a patriotic girl like this

I have a patriotic girl like this :)

beyonseh:

One million in 7 hours! The Instagram Chanteuse.

beyonseh:

One million in 7 hours! The Instagram Chanteuse.

(Source: zoiodlula)

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

(Source: epic-humor)

(Source: goodassdog)

eatingwatermelonseeds:

princesswitchy:

My whole family assumes I’m straight and it’s like if I say anything like “wow that girl is so pretty” they’re like “you’re pretty too don’t compare yourself’ like no mom the only thing I’m comparing is the width between her legs and how well I could fit.

omg